Who Is This Dog?

“Let’s get this clear right away: I’m a dog.

I’m 1’10” and weigh 63 lbs, and although I’m a mutt on the outside, I’m a purebred on the inside. My good nature comes from the Golden Retriever side of the family while my stubbornness is clearly from my Chowchow bloodlines.

I’ve got Rastafarian ears, a black tongue for licking and paws that should be on a dog twice my size.

I type 60 words a minute.

My name is Bo.

I’m a senior dog. In fact, I’m in what God calls ‘bonus time’. As any experienced dog will tell you, the desire to leave our urine stain on the proverbial fire hydrant of life builds stronger the longer the bond between you and owner exists. For me, the yearning is strong (sometimes as much as seven times a day).

I decided the best way to leave my legacy was to write my memoir on how an adorable dog, and two seemingly normal people, wreak havoc on an unsuspecting world while creating a lifelong bond in the process.

I want to assure you, as life happens to me, you will be granted a view into my innermost thoughts. You’ll have the unique opportunity to share episodes in my life as they unfolded, all through the eyes of a man’s best friend.

What you’re getting is one hundred percent, genuine Mr. Bo Hoefinger and family. The characters in this book, the stories, and the thoughts are all real. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent.

So take pleasure in the world as I have seen it, experienced it and lived it.

Welcome to my mind and my story…”

It’s not everyday a dog welcomes you into his life, complete with a set of wacky ‘parents’, a constipated feline housemate, and insight into chipmunk warfare. This book is not a standard doggie snuff book; I guarantee the only tears shed will be tears of laughter.

I’ve been getting rave reviews from readers and critics worldwide. Check out our reviews page to read what all the howling is about.

A frequent contributor to local fence post 12, I’m the president of the nonprofit Beneath the Fence Society. My popular blog, BoKnowsOnline.com, receives up to 100,000 page views per month. I’m also the dog that got my father the gig as the “doggie blogger” for Dogster.com, which has a membership of more than 500,000.

I roam the suburbs of Atlanta, Georgia with my sister Copper, a Rhodesian ridgeback rescue, and Moose, a gray run of the mill house cat. I also share accommodations with my two owners.

Everyone is allowed on the bed.